- Lethal Biathlon
- Sure, let's add this to The Olympics.
- Great Play
- Amazing play in baseball!
- Hole One
- Amazing hole in one shot!
- Poor Referees
- This game has awful referees.
- Ignorant Goalie
- One awful goalie!
- Hockey Hits
- Amazing hockey hits! That's gotta hurt!
- Hockey Hit
- Hard knocking hockey hits, what a mouthful!
- Sumo soccer
- Its like football, with fat people.
- Split
- Guy scores a half strike from a split.
- New sport
- Hamster sport!